The Art of Not Sucking
Do you want the best kept secrets of becoming a millionaire? Making a 6 figures in passive income? Nothing too crazy; just becoming just mildly rich? Just modestly famous? It's not a must, but perhaps drowning in bitches too?
You're in luck! Because I can share with you what I've learned over the years from my tried-and-true practices, I can teach you how to finally achieve everything you've ever wanted: bitches, money, all of it. In fact, you don't even have to attend a free webinar or download a free guide. I can summarize it right here for you in just one powerful insight that can change your life.
One insight to change your life.
#1. Grow the fuck up.
Cork-pop your head out of your anus. Stop chasing clouds. You don't want money. Not really. And you don't actually want bitches. What you want is... (drum roll)... a good life, you want a happy life. You know it. I know it. We all know it.
And do you know why you don't have a good life?
Because you probably kind of suck.
You probably kind of suck.
Maybe you kind of suck at being a good person. Maybe you kind of suck at being competent. Maybe you kind of suck at socializing. Maybe you kind of suck at relationships. You probably don't suck equally across these different skills. You're special! You have your own unique "suck profile" of varying levels of sucking across these different skills.
Hey, no hard feelings. Most of us kind of suck. The problem is, a lot of us who suck just sit around bitching about it or avoiding the fact that we suck because it sucks to suck. But maybe instead of bitching about how unfair or hard your life is or trying to pretend like you don't suck as much as you do, you should grow up and try to stop sucking so much.
Why?
Here is the hard truth:
Society owes you nothing.
If you don't offer any value socially or productively, you're useless ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. You're going to be ignored. Honestly, you probably should be ignored. Why should anyone love or care about you? You're a drag. You're boring. You're useless. This is the hard truth of being a man in today's society or at any time in history. It's time to grow up. Face the brutal truth.
I'm going to give you a very, very small hammer
Yeah. I know. It sucks.
What are you going to do about it? You're free to bitch and moan or put on your blinders until you wheeze your last wheeze as far as I'm concerned. But unfortunately, reality doesn't care about your sad sack. The truth is the truth. It's got its own groove. News flash: you can't make a boulder move by bitching and moaning at it or pretending it doesn't exist. Just saying.
Or --- wait, hear me out --- OR you could do something about it. You could get your lazy ass off your cum-stained computer chair and start chipping away at it. This is what I had to do. It's the rite of passage to not sucking. I am going to help you. I am going to give you a very, very small hammer.
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